Why is there a boat on the ice?
I'd be sprawled on the ice before even lifting my leg up
Notice a pattern here?
Guessing belly flopping onto ice hurts a lot worse than belly flopping into water
The "if I'm going down, you're going down with me" theory doesn't work as well if you just push the other guy down while you stay on your feet
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